An ideal day for Gluttony. Snacks, canned food, baked goods, candy bars, bottled water, beer, wine … all of it is piled on millions of kitchen counters as Hurricane Sandy bears down on us. I gaze at the mountain of apples on our table and think of pie, cobbler, danishes, turnovers. I don’t know how to make ANY of those things, and the apples are meant to last the week should we lose power. But there they are, shiny and crispy and HEAPED.